Anatomy 101

Caution: Consider yourself warned. This post is not for the “Squeamish” or the “Easily-Offendable.” I will be using blatant anatomy verbiage. But it's okay; I am a trained professional. I am a Registered Nurse and own a 20th edition of "Gray's Anatomy." (The medical book, not the TV show. Although the show is pretty accurate in itself. And entertaining. But I digress.)

To those who appreciate the innocence of young children, or even to the “Simply Curious,” here’s a peek into a private father/son conversation that occurred last night:

Little Squirt: “Dad, do girls have penises?”
Super Hubs: “Uh, no, Son. They do not.”
Little Squirt: “Why?”
Super Hubs: “Because they have vaginas.”
Little Squirt: (With alarm) “GIANT WHATS??”